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Grandmas say the nicest things!

My grandma was sick last weekend, so we had a belated Mother’s Day Celebration this Sunday. Ray came out, and it was a beautiful day…things couldn’t have worked out better. Anyway, Ray and I were jamming to kill time when Grandma got to my apartment, and she said one of the best things I’ve ever heard. We were wrapping things up, so I decided to wank off a bit with some BB King style riffs.

“You wish you could play like that!”, said the lovely Mrs. Lindsay as she took off her coat. It took a few minutes to convince her that it was really me playing guitar and not a recorded songs, and it will probably take weeks for my head to shrink back to size.