“Being a Mets fan is like being in love with an alcoholic”

Jim Breuer hits the ball with the good part of the bat in this quote from WMMR:

It’s like being in love with an alcoholic. It’s like you constantly defend her:

“Dude, your alcoholic friend is a mess.”

“Nah, you just don’t know her like I do.”

How soon until opening day 2010?