“Being a Mets fan is like being in love with an alcoholic”

Jim Breuer hits the ball with the good part of the bat in this quote from WMMR:   It’s like being in love with an alcoholic. It’s like you constantly defend her: “Dude, your alcoholic friend is a mess.”“Nah, you just don’t know her like I do.”  How soon until opening day 2010?…