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I just split my pants

<td> <p> Literally. Life has a funny way of keeping you humble&#8230; </p> <p> I was heading out to grab lunch. I opened the car door, started to sit down, and riiiiip! My pants ripped, right along the crotch. I look like a business casual heavy metal throwback. </p> <p> The tailor down the block was nice enough to patch the pants for me, and for free no less. Unfortunately, I bent over to pick up change for an older lady at the pizza parlor and the patch started to give.…

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A Brush with Law And Order

<p> The detectives are frustrated when it looks like a privileged preppie might get away with killing his girlfriend. </p></blockquote> <p> and some <a href="http://members.tripod.com/~MindHarp/loalph.html#K">tasty quotes</a>:<br /> <blockquote> Kiss the Girls and Make them Die, 1-004, &#8220;Excuse ME, Mr. Casanova.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m hot-wired, I&#8217;m gonna live forever!&#8221; &#8220;Off-track betting doesn&#8217;t make arrests.&#8221; &#8220;Don&#8217;t argue in front of bartenders &#8211; they listen.&#8221; &#8220;What do you want me to tell you? Hamburger isn&#8217;t filet mignon?…

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